I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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