i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm high. Everything has a 45Β° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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