just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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