Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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