Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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