Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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