Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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