Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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