3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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