North Korea, Best Korea!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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