The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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