You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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