Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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