i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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