party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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