Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize
