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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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