The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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