Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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