just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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