oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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