they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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