It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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