Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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