If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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