So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
