we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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