i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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