I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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