come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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