why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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