remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
