gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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