How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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