If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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