I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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