when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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