last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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