Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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