Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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