I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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