Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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