shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
tell me about the fingering
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