Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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