yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize