I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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