...so i touched it.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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