so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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