I wish I could punch you in the face.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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