how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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