VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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