oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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