Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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