I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You did what with his pubic hair?
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