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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there

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  Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it

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• (210): View more from Texas

  happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.

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• (951): View more from California

  My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT

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  ^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Sex in the moonbounce later?

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  This is why I love you.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.

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