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• (818): View more from California

  I regularly think about how cool your nickname is

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Your an asshole

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  Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

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  My point exactly

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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  all 3? possibly?

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  I think I'm up to the challenge.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.

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• (925): View more from California

  Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.

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  How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.

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• (510): View more from California

  I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.

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• (619): View more from California

  She's still here. My penis can feel it.

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  Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago

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  FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector

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