Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.